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What kind of music do mummies like best?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:09💬 615 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What kind of music do mummies like best?
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Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥

Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥

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Warda2024-09-23 21:40:32
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Charles Mchome2024-08-18 19:08:08
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mtumwa2024-08-18 17:10:26
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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James Mduma2024-08-16 02:12:18
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Fadhila2024-08-04 07:37:05
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Edward Chepkoech2024-07-25 10:57:01
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Monica Adhiambo2024-07-13 06:10:48
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
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Monica Nyalandu2024-07-12 10:09:41
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Samuel Were2024-06-12 06:03:59
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Kahina2024-06-04 10:30:36
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Joy Wacera2024-06-03 01:36:30
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Vincent Mwangangi2024-06-02 15:52:01
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Robert Ndunguru2024-05-16 22:44:56
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Maida2024-05-16 21:03:10
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Maneno2024-05-15 13:41:01
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Margaret Anyango2024-05-11 09:43:25
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Peter Otieno2024-05-10 23:39:30
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Ruth Kibona2024-05-07 01:27:40
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Jane Muthoni2024-04-28 06:08:28
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Charles Wafula2024-04-25 22:46:12
😄 You got me good!
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