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Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo: Manka 35,000 Marieta 20,000 Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000 Kinabo 10,000 TOTAL 110,000/= MASSAWE akaicheki akasema "Wote nitawalipia lakini huyo "TOTAL" Yesuu simlipii. Kwansa anamiliki sheli kibao sa mafuta hapa bongo. Shensi taip ! Na amekunywa nyingi kuliko wote alipe mwenyewe…
Angalia alichojibu huyu mwanafunzi, Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu wake ungemfanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanafunz alikuwa kila siku anachelewa shule, na kila siku alikuwa anachapwa, basi siku moja mwalimu akaona ngoja amuulize.
Mwalimu: Mbona unachelewa kila siku? Mwanafunzi: Nakaa mbali mwalimu Mwalimu: (huku ana hasira akauliza)Mbali mbinguni? Mwanafunzi: Mbinguni kwa mbele😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Darasa lolote lile (hasa vyuoni) lazima liwe na wanafunzi wafuatao: 1. Mrembo wa darasa. 2. Playboy/playgirl. Hawezi kutembea na msichana/mvulana mmoja mara mbili. 3. Group ya marafiki watatu. Kila mara wako pamoja. 4. Mtu mwenye maswali ya kuudhi/kukera. 5. Msongolist kimeo. Huyu huwa anasoma sana bt hana bahati ya kufanya vizuri. Yani msuli tembo, bt matokeo sisimizi.
6. Mlafi. Huyu huwa hakatai offer. 7. Mtoro wa kudumu. Haji darasani hata km hana sababu. 8. Mchelewaji wa kudumu. Anakuja kipindi kiko katikati au kinakaribia kuisha. 9. Miss/Mr.Misifa. kila mara ataeleza the way nyumbani kwao walivyo matajiri. 10. Less talkative bt kiwembe. Jamaa mkimya bt unakuta ametembea na karibu wasichana 15 hapo class. 11. Handsome boy ambaye hana mpango na wanawake. 12.Chips addicted. Hawa wanaweza kula chips asubuhi mchana na jioni. Jumatatu hadi jumatatu. 13. Back benchers. Hawa huwa watundu sana na ni watu wa jokes. Huwa hawajibu swali, but wanasubiri wakati wa kushangilia waongeze bezi. 14. Wambea. Hawapitwi na kitu darasani na washazoea kufeli. 15. Mchungaji/Mtumishi wa Mungu, 16. Waimbaji/Wasanii, 17.Walevi 18.Mabishoo. 19. Team popo. Hawa wewe na hela wasiwe na hela wanakesha club, 20.Mwenye aibu kusimama mbele za watu. Wakati wa Presentation anakimbilia kusimama nyuma ya wenzie, 21. Viherehere. Hawa mara nyingi hutokea kupendwa sana na waalimu. 22. Wanaosoma ili kushindana kwny GPA. 23. Kupe. Huyu boom likitoka atawaganda wenzie hadi ziishe, halafu yeye anaanza kula zake alone. 24. Wise man/woman. Huyu huwa ni mtu anayeaminika na kila mtu darasani. Hutumika sn kushauri pale mambo yanapoenda mrama. Mara nyingi huwa ni mtu mzima. 25.mpenda supu" yeye hata ya nyani atakunywa tu. 26.Fix man. Huyu atakuomba jero, akafuatilie dili la milioni kumi town, kumbe hana hela ya chai. 27. Photocopy machine. Huyu ukimuonesha majibu kwny mtihani anaweza kucopy hadi jina lako. 💥Usposema wewe uko namba ngapi mwngine atakusema😜😜😅😅😅😅😅
Angalia sababu ya mwanamme kubadili jina na Kuitwa jina la kike, hii dunia ina mambo kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Rashidi alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi, akashtakiwa. Kumbe Rashidi ana bibi yake mtaalamu wa yale mambo yao ya Sumbawanga, akampachika Rashidi i jinsia ya kike.
Alipofika mahakamani kuhojiwa Rashidi akasema sijampa ujauzito kwa sababu mimi pia nina jinsia ya kike. Kwa kuthibitisha Rashid wakaenda kumkagua basi akashinda kesi, kufika nyumbani Rashid akawakuta watu wamejaa wanalia, akauliza kulikoni? Akaambiwa bibi yako amefariki. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😆😆😆😆😆😆 Kwa sasa Rashid anaitwa Leila😀😀😀
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
MLEVI: Niletee supu kisha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa na wao wape supu sipendi kunywa supu watu wananiangalia Safari hii watu wakapiga makofi Baadae akamuita mhudumu MLEVI: Niandikie bili zangu kisha waandikie wote bili zao sipendi kulipa huku watu wananiangalia
Wale wateja wakamvaa na kumshushia kichapo… teh teh teh teh teh hii kali hakuna cha bure mjini hahahaha na jasho la mtu haliliwi wandugu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema.. Order! Order… Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu … Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza.. i think wananiandalia chapati 😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂
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