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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Pale unapozamia kwenye Dinner Party ya Jumuiya Fulani, sasa Lengo la Jumuiya hiyo ni kupata Fedha za kutunisha Mfuko wa Jumuiya…sasa unakakaa mbele kabisa ili Muda wa Msosi usichelewe na kukuta kwenye Buffee yamebaki maharage!

MC : "Papai zuri kabisa kutoka Newala, Papai Mwendokasi, hili ni Shilingi laki 1..jamani Papai,nipeni ofa!"

MOSHA : "Laki 3 hapaaa!"

"Jamani laki 3 pale kwa Mosha, Papai linaondoka jamani, papai hili ni self contained kabisa….papai jamani"

KIBOLIBO: "Milioni 1 hapaaa"

"Jamani Mambo yanazidi kunoga hapa!…Benedict Kibolibo anataka papai kwa milioni 1 jamani, linaondoka papai!"

RWEYEMAMU : "nitanunua Papai hilo kwa Milioni 5"

Haya sasa jamani Rweyemamu ametoa ofa ya Milioni 5 Jamani, nani mweingineee?"

Kimyaaa…

Haya jamani Papai kama hakuna Ofa basi Papai linakwenda kwa Rweyemamu!……..haya sasa Kuna Kuku hapa Jogoo kabisa, bei yake ni laki 6 jamani Jogoo twitter huyu!"

WEWE "Milioni Mojaaa!"( hapa umejiwahi wa kwanza na wewe uonekane upo huku ukijua kabisa Wakina Mosha na Rweyemamu lazima watampandia Dau Jogoo, tena dau kubwa"

MC: ee sasa Kumekucha Jamani, Kabasele anamtaka Jogoo kwa Milioni 1 jamani!….ofa nyingineeee!"

Kimyaaa…

Jamani Jogoo anakwenda kwa Kabasele jamani!…ofa nyinginee!

Kimyaaa….

Kimyaaa….

πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜β€¦hapa sasa ndio mfukoni kuna Buku jero,..huko kwengineko NMB nill balance…sasa unageuza mimacho kumtazama Mosha kama atapanda dau kwa jogooπŸ‘€(mama wee Mosha anachezea Simu!)…..unamtazama Rweyemamu (teh anatafuna Kuku)…..mama weee😝

MC: Haya jamani kama hakuna Mwingine basi zoezi letu liishie hapa na limekwenda kwa Mafanikio, Mpatieni Kabasele Jogoo wake!

Hapa sasa unapokea jogoo wako wa MILIONI kwa Tabasamu la Maiti….kule nyumbani Jogoo wako Mkubwa unauza elfu 20 lakini sasa haka kajogoo kapya Mkononi kanakuwa kazito utadhani umembeba John CenaπŸ‘€β€¦Mama weee hapa sasa vidari ulivyotafuna unaviona kama vimerudi kwenye Ulimi….Chicken wings zinataka kutokea Masikioni…..Uuuuwiiiii,😝😝😝

Na hapa sasa kabla Dinner haijaisha ndipo unapojikuta Umebuni Cocktail ya Sparetta na TomatoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚.
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