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Hii mitoto mingine mijinga, cheki alichokifanya huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:59 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimeamka asubuhi nikiwa na elfu 1 tu mfukoni, nikamtuma mtoto wa jirani akaninunulie maandazi nipate kunywa chai. Baada ya muda namuona anarudi huku analamba askrimu ya AZAM kama Simba vile. Nikamuuliza maandazi yako wapi? Akanijibu eti wakati anafika yanapouzwa maandazi akagundua kuwa kapoteza hela yangu, hivyo akaanza kurudi, ila bahati nzuri wakati anarudi ili kuja kunitaarifu kuhusu kupotea kwa hela yangu, njiani akaokota elfu 1 ambayo kuna mtu alipoteza ndio akaamua kununua askrimu….kwa sasa niko polisi na mtoto yuko dispensari na mamake😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi. Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapo…….
Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm.
Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm.
Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na FANTA BARIDII, CHIPS na MISHIKAKI kutwa mara 2 kwa siku 30.
Alichokisema mwizi baada ya kushinda bahati nasibu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:08 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hapa mtaani kuna mwizi sugu ameshinda mil.10 za bahati nasibu ??. Alipoulizwa atafanya nini na hela nyingi hizo Akasema anataka kupanua shughuli zake. Mimi sijamuelewa na sasa hivi watu wameanza kuhama mtaa… 😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni._ _Sasa hawa wauza kahawa mbona wanatembea na chombo cha moto lakini hawakamatwi 😡._ _Hizi sheria zinapendelea._ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
