Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:51:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali

na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mchaga hata apate kazi bank bado atasema yupo kibaruani.

Acha sasa mhaya apate kazi katka mashine ya kusaga na kukoboa; utaskia i work as a crucial engineer in a monocotyledon finalizing company

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Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:47 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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Umexhawah kuwa single had ukaamua kununua viatu vya kike kixha ukaviweka mlangon ili majiran wakipita wajue una demu ndani…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KUA SINGLE NAO NI UGONJWA EEENH.😉

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, "Never trust women"

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka? akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ilee, mara wakatoka watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto wangu walee wanakwenda shule.. Akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee, Ghafla akatoka mwanaume john akasema mimi yuleeeeeeee…. naenda kazini!! JE, NI KWELI AMEPONA??

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

JE WAJUA!…..

Msuli mrefu kuliko yote kwenye mwili wa binadamu unaunganisha kope za macho na sehemu ya kutolea haja kubwa ndo mana kila ukijaribu kubana jicho moja sehemu ya haja kubwa hufunguka bila kutarajia?

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Nakuona unavojaribu kubana jicho …..

UTAKUJA KUNYA BUREEEE, hutaniwiii?!

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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje? BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu GIRL: Enhee… BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako GIRL: Ooh baby u care.. BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque GIRL: Baby u are awesome… BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula…. GIRL: Enhee…na sisi?? BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives GIRL: Baby I love you BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko?? BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

```Nimetoka interview hapa ya job flani

Wameniuliza "so how far did you go with your education?", nikawaambia.. """""I didn't go very far because our school was just behind our house"""

wameniambia ningojee watanipigia!```…….

😀 *your prayers plz*

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani. Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. Chezeya mchaga!

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya kimahaba "Honey kama upo nyumbani umelala naomba unitumie ndoto zako, Kama unakula nitumie chakula, Kama unacheka nitumie kicheko chako, Kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,Kama unatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M nitumie pesa." Boyfriend akajibu "NIKO CHOONI LABDA NIKUTUMIE KINYESI MPENZI!!