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Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana nilipanda daladala nikapata seat nikaketi, nikawa nimejiachia ninachati kwenye simu yangu(Smart phone), kukawa na jamaa kasimama pembeni yangu, ye hakupata seat. Sasa akawa anasoma message zangu bila aibu yani anafutilia ninavyochati…
Basi nikasema ngoja nimtie Adabu mshenzi huyu…. Nikacheck saa yangu yamkononi kisha nikatext: "Oya Ben Kwaheri bwana, zimebaki sekunde 30 tu hili bomu💣 lilipuke… najua hatutaonana tena, nitunzie Familia yangu, wambie nawapenda sana…" Yule jamaa akajirusha dirishani……😂😅
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ''ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!
Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau. Loh! Wanawake wakastaajabu sana. Wakasema lazima wamshinde yule kasuku kwa hekima. Wakaambiana basi kesho tusivae chupi tuone kama ni kweli anaona mpaka ndani. Siku ilipowadia wakapita mbele ya kasuku akasema- kipilipili, kipara, rasta…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Huwa naenjoy sana kusoma yaliyoandikwa nyuma ya daladala hasa ninapokuwa kwenye foleni. Misemo maarufu ya kwenye daladala.
1.Yatima hadeki 2.Utamu wa chips mimba 3.Ukitaka kujua ugumu wa kudai kopesha ukweni 4. Usiyempenda kaja 5. Kobe hapimwi joto 6. Acha kazi uone kaz kupata kaz 7. Ukichezea koki utalowa 8. Heshima pesa kipara kovu tu! 9. Mtumbwi hauna saitmira. 9. Silaha pesa bastola mzigo 10. Hata uoge mjini huendi 11. Chezea mshahara usichezee kazi. 12. Ukiona manyoya ujue kishaliwa 13. Ikisimama Panda 14. Pombe pombe tuu kunywea bar mbwebwe 15. Njia ya chooni haioti nyasi 16. Likizo ya maskini ugonjwa 17. When i grow up i want to be a scania 18. Hata bibi alikuwa binti 19. Kisigino hakikai mbele 20. Kama mapenz pesa kaolewe na benki 21. Hata barabara ina matuta lakin huwez panda viazi 22. Mavi hayana miba lakin ukikanyaga lazma uchechemee 23. Paka haishi kwa msela 24. Ukipendwa ujue kuna boya kaachwa 25. NIPO NIPO KWANZA 26. Mchana nzi ucku mbu 27. Ucmshangae funza kukata viuno ndio mwendo wake 28. Kama umelipenda(gari) bonyeza nyota liwe lako 29. Supermarket hawauzi mkaa 30. We nisubiri mi nakungoja. 31. Zetu dagaa kuku tamaa 32. Hata uwe na heshima vipi huwezi kumpokea askari bunduki H 😆😆😆😆😜😜😜😝😝😝
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee moja alikuwa kila usiku anapita mbele ya bank anasimama,kisha anapiga honi,akitoka askari mlinzi,anaondoka.Hilo jambo likamkera sana askari mlinzi, askari akawa na mvizia yule mzee wa kichaga ,siku alipokuja tena akamkamata, akamuuliza kwa nini unakuja unapiga honi kisha unakimbia? Mzee akasema: Haki ya mungu babaangu , Nina pesa zangu ktk account hapa bank naogopa usilale usingizi ndo maana kila siku usiku napita kukuangalia kama umelala!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
MLEVI: Niletee supu kisha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa na wao wape supu sipendi kunywa supu watu wananiangalia Safari hii watu wakapiga makofi Baadae akamuita mhudumu MLEVI: Niandikie bili zangu kisha waandikie wote bili zao sipendi kulipa huku watu wananiangalia
Wale wateja wakamvaa na kumshushia kichapo… teh teh teh teh teh hii kali hakuna cha bure mjini hahahaha na jasho la mtu haliliwi wandugu
Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake
Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake, Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha? Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana. Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini? Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake, Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha? Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana. Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini? Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.
Mtoto: unaweza ukampa house boy/girl ATM CARD yako na namba ya siri ukakuchulie pesa?
Baba: mtoto unatafuta balaa sasa, unataka siku akiiba hii card akachukue pesa zote tuwe maskini, sithubutu.
Mtoto: aahaaaaaa, kumbe hauwezi kumkabidhi chochote chenye thamani house boy/ girl, sasa kwa nini mnanikabidhi mimi kwa house boy/girl na nyie mnaenda kazini mpaka mnarudi kumbe mimi sina thamani kwenu eeeeh!
