Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📢WAZO LA JIONI HII 📢

KAMA MWAKA JANA ULIPIGA HATUA NA HUJAFIKIA MALENGO MWAKA HUU PIGA MSAMBA😝

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:03 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Hili nalo neno

Demu wako anakuja kwako kasuka nywele za 30,000 na hujampa hata mia,we unakalia kusema waooo waoooo kama king'ora cha ambulance.

Shauri yako we endelea kusema waoooo waooo na atakuwa wao kweli.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Upo kwenye chumba cha mtihani,
maswalii yamekupiga kinyama
Unaamua kuchukua smartphone ugoogle kisha ucopy na kupaste kwenye booklet yako,

Ghagfla lecturer aningia na wewe kwa woga wako unaficha calculator na kuweka simu mezani,
Hapo ndo utajua shetani naye alikua anasimamia paper.
😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

HUU NDO UMUHIMU WA ENGLISH KATIKA MAPENZI

jaribu kumwita mpenzi wako "my sweet potato" atakuelewa ila mwite kwa kiswaili " *kiazi wangu mbatata*"hiyo itakuwa vita ya tatu ya dunia😁😁

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

*Mdukuzi:* _halloo massai unasemaj_
*Massai:* _safi rafiki_

*Mdukuzi:* _nikikuuliza swali unaakili ya kujibu?_
*Massai:* _ulisa acha maneno yako._
*Mdukuzi:* _nitajie wanyama kumi wa porini_
*Massai:* _swala watatu na tembo saba_😆😆😆😆😆😆👆🏿

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

MCHUNGAJI alitangaza kila mwanaume aliye na mke atoe sadaka kulingana na uzuri wa mke wake…bac watu wakaanza kutoa 50,000/= 30,000/= na 20,000/=.

Kuna jamaa akatoa 500/=.

MCHUNGAJI akamuita ofisin akamuuliza.

MCHUNGAJI:Ina maana mkeo siyo mzuri?. Jamaa akajibu: Ukimuona utanirudishia na chenji.

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Wazazi wengine wanaandika MBWA​MKALI kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana miaka 18..

Binti akifika miaka 30 na hajaolewa wanapabadilisha na kuandika TUNAUZA BARAFU

😂😂😂😂😂😂😆

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

👧: "Mpenzi, nakuomba uache kulewa"

👨: "poa, na wewe acha kutumia make up"

👧: "Mimi napaka make up ili unione mzuri"

👨: "Na mimi nalewa ili nikuone mzuri"

Vodka hatareee😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Ulishawahi kutana na hii….
Issa: mambo
Jeni:poa vp
Issa:poa nambie:

Jeni:poa aje ww:
Issa:poa nambie
Jeni:poa
Issa :bas poa
Jeni:poa….
Issa:poa badee basi
Jeni:haya
Issa:bai
😂😂😂😂……..HII KIITALIANO INAITWA LACK OF SOUND ENGINEERING NA HII INASABABISHWA NA UOGA……

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Nimekuja kwa Rafiki angu kumtembelea kaacha maji jikon yeye kaenda kununua unga. Huku mm nikaongeza maji pale jikon. Kumbe yy aliweka maji saiz ya unga wake peke yke… Sasa hiv TUNAKUNYWA UJI hata hatuongeleshani. Kimbelembele changu kimeniponza.. 😂😂😂😂