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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:08 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nikaamua niingie misa ya asubuhi kwenye kanisa moja la kilokole kulikua na ugeni wa mchungaji kutoka Bulgaria, Mahubiri yameanza saa 1 asubuhi hali ikawa kama hivi:
MCHUNGAJI: My name is Pastor Livingstone MKALIMANi: Kwa jina naitwa mchungaji Jiwe linaloishi MCHUNGAJI: We thank God for All goals we set by our hands MKALIMANI: Tunamshukuru Mungu kwa Magoli yote tuliyoweka kwa Mkono
Hivi navyoongea kanisa halina viti waumini wote tumekimbia nje naona Mkalimani amebaki na kiatu cha kushoto tu. Sunday joke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:11 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kama umesoma st Kayumba utakuwa una aidia na haya…
1.Unaenda shule umechelewa unakuta mwalim anakamata wachelewaj unaamua urudi nyumbani 2.unachukua kimbegu cha ubuyu unasugua sakafuni af unamuunguza mwenzio 3.mkiruhusiwa tu unakimbia unataka uwe wa kwanza kwenye njia yenu y kurudia nyumban 4.MTU akikukera unamfungia shule (mnapigana baada ya kufunga shule) 5.MTU akikunyima kitu chake unamwambia "Ahaa eeh utaona sa nne" 6.wadada wembamba ndo wanaongoza kwa kusuta wenzao 7.ukiibiwa daftar jipya unalia kuliko hata uliloandika 8.unajaza mapeni kwenye mkebe(compass) na mengine hayaandiki 9.vifaa vingine kwenye mkebe hujawahi hata kuvitumia mfano bikari labda utolee mwiba😂 10.hakuna habari nzur kama kuambiwa Leo hamna shule mwalim haupo 11.habari mbaya zaidi n kurud nyumban kutoka shule una njaa af unaambiwa chakula mgeni kaja tumempa 12.mtoto wa mwalim utamgundua tu kwanzia sweta begi na viatu vyake 13.usiombee umpige mtoto wa mwalim utataman uache shule 14.unatengeneza kifutio cha ndala af unatishia eti kinafuta hadi peni😂 15.ukaguzi na huna ufagio.. unaomba chelewa kwa watu af unaongeza kijiti katikati 16.siku ukienda na ufagio wanakagua maji, ukienda na naji wanakagua kuni au mbolea😆 😂 Dah shule zetu hizi kiboko!!
Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alichukua paka wake na kwenda kumtupa mbal,aliporudi nyumban alimkuta paka amekwisharudi,jamaa alikasirika sana.
Siku ya 2 akamchukua na kwenda naye zaid ya kilometa 50 akapiga chochoro za kutosha kisha akamtupa,akaanza safar ya kurud nyumban baada ya muda akampigia cm mkewe.Vp mke wangu huyo paka yupo? MKE:Ndio mume wangu tena ametulia hapa kwan imekuaje? JAMAA:hebu mpe cm anielekeze njia ya kurud nimepotea😳
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:53 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ukimchoka mkeo, waweza kumtaftia sababu za kumuacha kama hizi
_ 1. Missed calls 16? Umeua betri la simu yangu. Kwa hiyo hata mimi unaweza kuniua… It's Over!!! _ 2. Hata hunieshimu. Mi naongea na wewe lakini we upo bize unavuta pumzi? It's over! _ 3. Nimekupigia umepokea simu hapohapo. Huna subira. It’s over!! _
4. Nilikwambia huwa napenda chakula cha moto lakini hujanipashia ice cream. Hunijali. It's over! _ 5. Nimekupa mayai mawili, moja uchemshe jingine ukaange. We umekaanga ambalo ulitakiwa kuchemsha na umechemsha ulilotakiwa kukaanga. Huniheshimu, It’s over! _ 6. Nimekuita DARLING na wewe ukaniita HONEY. Yani kwa maana nyingine unamuita mama yangu NYUKI. Huheshimu wazazi wangu, fungasha kilicho chako. its over.
