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Chezea paka wewe, Angalia kilichomkuta huyu na paka wake

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Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?

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Duh, huyu mama alichokifanya

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Angalia huyu mke wa mtu anavyojichanganya hadi kwa mme wake

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MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"

MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"

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Soma alichokisema mlevi baada ya kukuta watu wakimpiga mwizi

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Kilichotokea baada ya jambazi kuvamia kanisa

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Jambazi mmoja aliingia kanisani na bunduki akapiga risasi juu ya bati akasema "asiyempenda YESU atoke nje" wakatoka wote ispokuwa Mchungaji na Wazee wawili.

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Hii dunia kweli haina haki, soma hii

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Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni

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Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi
1. nitakupa
2. Atapewa mbele
3. Hujapewa mbele?
4. Utapewa nyuma
5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri
6. Ngoja isimame nikupe

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Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

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GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje? BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu GIRL: Enheeโ€ฆ BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
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Cheki tulichokifanya jana

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