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Angalia Kiingereza kilivyoniponza

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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake

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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.

Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"

Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"

Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!"

 

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Cheki hawa wachungaji

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Huyu mke ni shida!

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Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani

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Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka.
MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,

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Huu ndio mlolongo wa michepuko kuwahi kutokea kati ya mke, mume mwanafunzi na boss

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BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote. SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week. MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week (Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.
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Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii

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Kapresha kakiamua kuja kanakujaga tuu, cheki kilichompata huyu mme wa mtu mpenda michepuko

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Nilichojibu kwenye interview walipoulizia status

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Angalia huyu secretary anavyomjibu bosi wake

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Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi: SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako… Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.
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