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Huu ndio uchawi unaweza kufanyika siku mpenzi wako akikutambulisha kwao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
😂😂😂😂😂 *UCHAWI* ni nini?
`Uchawi ni pale mpenzi wako anapokupeleka kwao kufika tyu ghafla unakutana na dada yake getini ambaye alikuwa ni mpenzi wako wa zamani, ile kuingia ndani unamuona kaka yake ambaye mlipigana baada ya kukufumania na mke wake, hujakaa vizuri unamuona mama yake ambaye ndiye jimama shangingi lako anayekuweka mjini akupaye jeuri ya kutamba ambapo hata gari unalolitumia alikupa yeye na hataki upajue anapoishi, wakati unataka kuondoka unakutana uso kwa uso na baba yake ambaye alikuwaga wakili wako kwenye kesi ya ubakaji`
Eti ni kweli hii ni sababu wanaume wana Upendo Sana?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:50 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wanaume wana upendo kwa kweli.
Mwanaume hata akipewa kundi la wanawake 90 achague mmoja!! Hata akichagua mzuri kupita wote bado roho itamuuma kuwaacha wale 89 waliobaki!!* Kwa namna hii wanaume wana Upendo Sana 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Usije ukaenda kwa mganga, mwenzako yamenikuta, yani masharti niliyopewa, acha tu, yalikua hivi:-
1.Jasho la nyoka. 2.Manyoya ya mende. 3.Sisimizi Shoga. 4.Mbwa mjane. 5.Kuku aliye single. 6.Samaki mwenye miaka miwili bila kuoga 7.Mti wenye ujauzito. 8.Mbavu za Nzi. 9.Nywele za Kiroboto. 10.Mwanya wa Mbu. Duuh..!! mwanangu kwa hali hii mbona itakula kwako. Wengine wanasemaga IGA UFE! Rizik anagawa Mungu tu shetan simuelew!
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
MLEVI: Niletee supu kisha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa na wao wape supu sipendi kunywa supu watu wananiangalia Safari hii watu wakapiga makofi Baadae akamuita mhudumu MLEVI: Niandikie bili zangu kisha waandikie wote bili zao sipendi kulipa huku watu wananiangalia
Wale wateja wakamvaa na kumshushia kichapo… teh teh teh teh teh hii kali hakuna cha bure mjini hahahaha na jasho la mtu haliliwi wandugu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unapokuwa umefulia sana…
Mgeni anakutembelea Maskani kwako….Unaamua Kuchukua Ile Sh 600 iliyobaki na kwenda Dukani Kumnunulia Soda Unaondoka na Chupa Mbili Unanunua Fanta Moja kwaajil ya Mgeni na Ile Chupa ya Sprite Unaijaza Maji ili Ukirudi Uweze kumpa Kampani Mgeni……Unafika Seblen Unampa Ile soda ya Fanta Mgeni anakuambia Fanta huwa situmii Nipe hiyo sprite …..Bwana….Bwana. …Bwana….Weee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa kaingia mgahawani kwa fujo JAMAA : Nipe soda moja na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapokunywa soda napenda kila mtu anywe WATU : Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaa! JAMAA : Nipe mchemsho na kila mtu mpe wa kwake maana ninapokula mchemsho napenda kila mtu ale wake WATU: Watu weweeee! Tena safari hii Na makofi juu.. JAMAA : Mhudumu, nipe bili na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapolipa bili napenda kuona kila mtu analipa yake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:19 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ametoka nje nasikia ananoa kisu nadhani anataka anichinjie kuku!
