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Askari na yeye kumbe muoga, cheki anachomjibu afande
Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya walichokikuta
ASKARI: Mkuu tumekuta mama mwenye nyumba kampiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza vibaya sanaa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya walichokikuta ASKARI: Mkuu tumekuta mama mwenye nyumba kampiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza vibaya sanaa
AFANDE: Kha! kisa mkasa mpk akafanya hivyo ASKARI: Mama mwenye nyumba alikua anapiga deki mumewe akaingia ndani viatu kabla sakafu haijakauka AFANDE: Sasa mmesha mkamata huyo mwanamke ASKARI: Bado mkuu AFANDE: Kha! sasa mnangoja nini ASKARI: Si tunangoja sakafu ikauke
3. Huwezi kupumua kwa Pua na huku umetoa Ulimi; 4. Unajaribu kufanya namba 3 6. Umeona inawezekana, sanasana unakuwa Kama Jibwa; 7. Unatabasamu kwa kuwa umejiona Mjinga! 8. Umeruka namba 5; 9. Unahakikisha Kama kweli 5 haipo. 10. Unacheka kwa kuwa nimekubamba!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema.. Order! Orderโฆ Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu โฆ Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza.. i think wananiandalia chapati ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Lakini sisi wanaume hatuko fair โฆ Yani demu anang'ng'ana kujipodoa uso na sisi tunaangalia matako. ๐๐๐mungu anatuona jaman๐๐๐๐๐๐Makeup ya matako iletwe
Cha kufanya msichana akikukimbia halafu atake kukurudia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
โฆโฆโฆ Kama msichana atakutupa kwa sababu huna pesa, na baadaye unapopata pesa akarudi tena kuomba msamahaโฆ Ndugu yanguโฆ.. Msameheโฆ. Mpe ahadi ya ndoa, mwambie utamuoaโฆ. iambie familia yake unataka kufanya ukarabati wa nyumba yaoโฆโฆ Ondoa paa lote la nyumba yao halafu TOWEKAโฆ..