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Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu….. Interviewer: where were u born? Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part? Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania.. 😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim
*Mdukuzi:* _nikikuuliza swali unaakili ya kujibu?_ *Massai:* _ulisa acha maneno yako._ *Mdukuzi:* _nitajie wanyama kumi wa porini_ *Massai:* _swala watatu na tembo saba_😆😆😆😆😆😆👆🏿
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Boy:- hallow Dem:- hellow Boy:- ivi jina lako nani vile Dem:- am miss precious A. K. A dope girl Boy:-Okay, nmekutumia 50,000 nimeona Jina tofauti ngoja nipige customer care Dem:-no no baby usipige Ah ah Hapana baby mi naitwa Andongolile Mwakasakafyuka 😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti " nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz""!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi "nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!" Akanjbu "elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi" Mtuhurumie jamani 😂😂😂
Angalia huyu boyfriend alivyomuweza huyu msichana wake
Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla
akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti
akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya
kimahaba
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla
akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti
akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya
kimahaba
"Honey kama upo nyumbani umelala naomba unitumie ndoto
zako,
Kama unakula nitumie chakula, Kama unacheka nitumie kicheko
chako,
Kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,Kama unatoa pesa kwenye
A.T.M nitumie pesa." Boyfriend akajibu "NIKO CHOONI LABDA
NIKUTUMIE KINYESI MPENZI!!
Mme amemfuma fundi wa kitanda na mke wake, cheki walichokua wanafanya
Kuna mama mmoja ameolewa na wanapendana sana na mmeo. siku moja mme wake alisafiri kikazi (safari ya zaidi ya mwezi) nje ya mkoa. Siku mmeo anarudi, yule mama alimtafuta fundi seremala amrekebishie chaga za kitanda zilikuwa zimeharibika, kwa ajili ya maandalizi ya mechi ya above +18
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:14:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mama mmoja ameolewa na wanapendana sana na mmeo. siku moja mme wake alisafiri kikazi (safari ya zaidi ya mwezi) nje ya mkoa. Siku mmeo anarudi, yule mama alimtafuta fundi seremala amrekebishie chaga za kitanda zilikuwa zimeharibika, kwa ajili ya maandalizi ya mechi ya above +18.
Wakati fundi anaendelea na kazi kumbe mmeo huyu dada alishafika. hakutaka kumjulisha mkeo, kwa nia nzuri tu ya kumfanyia suprise, kwani alikuja na mazaga zaga kibao. Hiyo aliingia kwa kunyatia hadi kwenye mlango wa chumbani kwao. Ghafla akasikia mazungumzo ya mkeo na fundi ndani. Mazungumzo yalikuwaje? fuatilia hapa chini
Mama X: Fanya haraka mme wangu amekaribia Fundi: Nakaribia kumaliza, nisaidie kuchomeka vizuri upande wako (akikusudia chaga) Mama X: Mbona haiingii Fundi: Ingiza kwa upande upande Mama X: Sukuma kwa nguvu Fundi: Angalia usiumie Mama X: Hamna shida imeingia
Wakati jamaa akiendelea kusikiliza mlangoni, fundi akaweza godoro juu ya kitanda na mama x akajitupa kitandani kujaribu kama kimetengamaa. mara chaga akachomoka na kuanguaka chini. Nini kilifuata
Mama x: Uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiii(miguno) "my God, mbona hivi" Fundi : Pole sana Mama X: sasa? Fundi: Ngoja nichomeke tena Mama X: Yaan wewe, utaacha mme wangu afike hatujamaliza Fundi: Usijali namaliza sasa hivi
Baada ya dakika chache, fundi akamuaga mama na kumwambia tayari, sasa naona umefurahi. Kutoka tu mlangoni akakutana uso kwa uso na jamaa amekunja ndita kama matuta ya viatu. Gues what happened?
Kitu gani kitatokea kisia toa maoni yako kama ni ww ungefanyaje?
