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Mke alichomfanyia mme wake kabla ya kwenda safari, Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.
Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali",
Wakapiga magotiโฆ:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emenโฆ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.
Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali",
Wakapiga magotiโฆ:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emenโฆ
MKE: Mpe nguvu katika yote atakayoyafanya huko.
MUME: Emenโฆ
MKE: Akitaka kufanya uasherati ashindwe.
MUME: Kimyaโฆ
MKE: Akifanya uasherati apatwe na janga baya kwa uwezo wako bwana.
MUME: โฆโฆ.!!
MKE: Yaani akifanya uasherati afie hukohuko kwa mateso makali.
MUME: Maombi gani sasa hayo!!?. Haya basi siendi semina ufurahi wewe.
Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wazo la asubui
๐Penzi la kuku sekunde 2 ila vifaranga kibao.Lakini binadamu masaa kibao mtoto 1 au 2. Sasa binadam na kuku nani JEMBE? Ukimwona JOGOO popote piga SALUTI!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ukinuna poa tu!!!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtu na mkewe walikuwa bado wamelala asubuhi, mtu akapiga hodi mke akaenda kufungua mlango, si akakuta mchepuko wake, MKE: Unataka nini we mpumbavu?
MUME: Nani huyo unamtukana? MKE: Kuna mtu hapa anakichwa kama nenda urudi badae MCHEPUKO:Nawewe pua kama poa MKE:Miguu kama masaa mawili MCHEPUKO:Masikio kama sichelewi MKE: Ondoka hapa mjinga we. โฆโฆ Akafunga mlango MUME: mwambie ana macho kama sitoki leo ng'oo SIPENDI UJINGA MM nikiwa na my love pr
Jamaa anayependa kuwafanyia watu uhuni leo kapatikana na huyu mdada
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mdada alienda super-market kununua kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji akamtoa akamuweka kwenye mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.
Mdada akamuuliza muuzaji,โHuna mkubwa zaidi?โ Muuzaji akamchukua yule kuku na kujifanya kamrudisha kwenye friji, halafu akamtoa tena kwenye friji na kumrudisha kwenye mzani, safari hii akagandamiza mzani kwa gumba, kuku akaonekana ana kilo mbili. Mdada akasema โDuh afadhali huyu mkubwa kidogo,ย naomba unifungie nawachukua wote wawiliโ
Mamaaaaa muuzaji sijui atatoa wap kuku wa pili๐
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Hapo ndipo utagundua kwa nini MUWA co TUNDA ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฝ