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Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Ndoto zingine bwana usiombe zikupate
Mimi usiku wa kuamkia Leo nikiwa nimelala nimeota naendesha gari Yangu aina ya BMW mpya Mara gafla ikakwama kwenye tope .hivyo ikabidi nishuke ili kuisukuma loh! Yani kudadeki ile kuamka nikakuta nimesukuma kitanda hadi sebleni Daaa ilinisikitisha sana jiangalie sana sese hivi ndio narudisha kitanda chumbani .angalizo angalia ndoto unazo ota unaweza kuota upo baharini ukaamka unajikukuta unaogelea kwenye Jaba la Maji shauri yako.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
CHEKA KIDOGO
MVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA. Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake huku akiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya, Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondka mkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kama kawaida Hawara 1;nakupenda Mke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka Kabla Mume wngu hajarudi. Hawara 1;oke! Basi picha likaanza wakati wanaendelea mara mlango ukagongwa, akamwambia hawara mume wangu huyo jifiche darini jamaa akafanya,, mke wa mvuvi akaelekea mlangon kumbe alikua hawara 2. mke wa mvuvi; aaahaa kumbe ni wewe nilijua mume wangu bas njo haraka kabla mume wangu hajarudi.. picha likaendelea huku wa darini akiona vyote, mlangon kukagongwa mke wa mvuvi; mume wangu hyo jifiche uvungun jamaa akafanya kisha mke akajikoki kumpokea mumewe, mke wa mvvi; oooh! mume wngu pole umechoka eeh leo umepata samaki mkubwa nashukuru sana tulikua hatuna mboga mvuvi;usinishukuru mimi mshukuru aliye juu. hawara 1; sipo mwenyewe mwingine yupo uvunguni…
Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ilee, mara wakatoka
watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto
wangu walee wanakwenda shule..
Akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee,
Ghafla akatoka mwanaume john akasema mimi
yuleeeeeeee…. naenda kazini!! JE, NI KWELI
AMEPONA??
Angalia huyu baba alichowafanya mtoto wake wa kike na boyfriend wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
BABA OYEEEEEE💪💪 Soma hii…
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANA friend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambia hivi:-
MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
MVULANA: Hapana!, Nimekuja kuazima kitabu cha maombi kama kinaitwa "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" by Ngũgĩ wa Thiong'o
MSICHANA: Aaah! Hicho sina ila ninacho kimoja kinaitwa "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie
MVULANA: Ooh! Vizuri, Basi usisahau kuja nacho kesho kitabu cha Okot p'Bitek kile kinachoitwa "CALL ME IN 5 MINUTES BEFORE" Utakapokuja shule.
MSICHANA: Usijali, tena nina kitabu kipya kinaitwa "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe
Baba mtu akawatazama kisha akasema
BABA: Vitabu vyote hivyo, mbona vingi sana, atavisoma vyote kweli
MSICHANA: Ndio Daddy, huyu mvulana yupo smart sana na ana akili atavisoma vyote hivyo!
BABA: Sawa! Usisahau kumpatia na kile ambacho nimekiweka pale juu ya meza, kinaitwa "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
Na kuna kingine nimekiweka juu ya kabati la vyombo, kinaitwa "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka.
