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Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao

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Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.

Utasikia,
"HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO.
MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?,
NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI.
HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH.
Babu njoo ukae!
Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,

 

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Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala

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Huyu dogo nimsaidieje? Cheki alivyojichanganya

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Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?

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Biashara ambayo imefeli

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Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli

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Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.
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Vituko vinavyoandikwa kwenye daladala

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Mzee wa kichaga na hela zake. Angalia anachofanya

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Mlevi kazua tafrani, angalia alichokifanya hapa

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MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza.
MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini?
MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia
Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"

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Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake

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Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake,
Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha?
Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana.
Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini?
Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.

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