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Jamaa anayependa kuwafanyia watu uhuni leo kapatikana na huyu mdada
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mdada alienda super-market kununua kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji akamtoa akamuweka kwenye mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.
Mdada akamuuliza muuzaji,โHuna mkubwa zaidi?โ Muuzaji akamchukua yule kuku na kujifanya kamrudisha kwenye friji, halafu akamtoa tena kwenye friji na kumrudisha kwenye mzani, safari hii akagandamiza mzani kwa gumba, kuku akaonekana ana kilo mbili. Mdada akasema โDuh afadhali huyu mkubwa kidogo,ย naomba unifungie nawachukua wote wawiliโ
Mamaaaaa muuzaji sijui atatoa wap kuku wa pili๐
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Hapo ndipo utagundua kwa nini MUWA co TUNDA ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฝ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni._ _Sasa hawa wauza kahawa mbona wanatembea na chombo cha moto lakini hawakamatwi ๐ก._ _Hizi sheria zinapendelea._ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Hii ndio maana ya Matatizo, usiombee hili likukute
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Matatizo ni nini???
`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako, ` ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuoa vijijini raha sana Hata ukiulizwa unafanya kazi gani ukiwaambia mimi ni admin basi daaaah wanaona wewe ni bonge la boss๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Darasa lolote lile (hasa vyuoni) lazima liwe na wanafunzi wafuatao: 1. Mrembo wa darasa. 2. Playboy/playgirl. Hawezi kutembea na msichana/mvulana mmoja mara mbili. 3. Group ya marafiki watatu. Kila mara wako pamoja. 4. Mtu mwenye maswali ya kuudhi/kukera. 5. Msongolist kimeo. Huyu huwa anasoma sana bt hana bahati ya kufanya vizuri. Yani msuli tembo, bt matokeo sisimizi.
6. Mlafi. Huyu huwa hakatai offer. 7. Mtoro wa kudumu. Haji darasani hata km hana sababu. 8. Mchelewaji wa kudumu. Anakuja kipindi kiko katikati au kinakaribia kuisha. 9. Miss/Mr.Misifa. kila mara ataeleza the way nyumbani kwao walivyo matajiri. 10. Less talkative bt kiwembe. Jamaa mkimya bt unakuta ametembea na karibu wasichana 15 hapo class. 11. Handsome boy ambaye hana mpango na wanawake. 12.Chips addicted. Hawa wanaweza kula chips asubuhi mchana na jioni. Jumatatu hadi jumatatu. 13. Back benchers. Hawa huwa watundu sana na ni watu wa jokes. Huwa hawajibu swali, but wanasubiri wakati wa kushangilia waongeze bezi. 14. Wambea. Hawapitwi na kitu darasani na washazoea kufeli. 15. Mchungaji/Mtumishi wa Mungu, 16. Waimbaji/Wasanii, 17.Walevi 18.Mabishoo. 19. Team popo. Hawa wewe na hela wasiwe na hela wanakesha club, 20.Mwenye aibu kusimama mbele za watu. Wakati wa Presentation anakimbilia kusimama nyuma ya wenzie, 21. Viherehere. Hawa mara nyingi hutokea kupendwa sana na waalimu. 22. Wanaosoma ili kushindana kwny GPA. 23. Kupe. Huyu boom likitoka atawaganda wenzie hadi ziishe, halafu yeye anaanza kula zake alone. 24. Wise man/woman. Huyu huwa ni mtu anayeaminika na kila mtu darasani. Hutumika sn kushauri pale mambo yanapoenda mrama. Mara nyingi huwa ni mtu mzima. 25.mpenda supu" yeye hata ya nyani atakunywa tu. 26.Fix man. Huyu atakuomba jero, akafuatilie dili la milioni kumi town, kumbe hana hela ya chai. 27. Photocopy machine. Huyu ukimuonesha majibu kwny mtihani anaweza kucopy hadi jina lako. ๐ฅUsposema wewe uko namba ngapi mwngine atakusema๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
STORY ZA WASICHANA KTK SIM
Maryโฆ Hallow mpenzii Lilyโฆ. Niambie my dear Mary..Pouwaa za siku jamani LilyโฆNzuri rafiki Yangu wa damu MaryโฆJioni nakuja kwako tule Na kunywa japo wine wanguu LilyโฆNakusubiri kwa hamuu mpenziiii
BAADA YA KUKATA SIMUโฆKILA MMOJA ANAWAZA
LilyโฆHuyu mchawi wa kike Leo anataka kuja kwangu wala hanikuti. Mary..Hahahahaaaa Uwiiiiiiiiii huyu kahaba eti nakusubir Kwa hamuu nani aende!!!
STORY ZA WAVULANA KATIKA SIMU
JohnโฆNiaje we mbwaa SamโฆPouwa kichaa wanguu John..Upo wap mpumbavu wewe SamโฆNiko hom, we fala Uko wap? John..Baadae nakuibukia jambaz langu tukale bata Sawaโฆ Pouwaa we ms**nge nakusubiri
BAADA YA KUKATA SIMUโฆKILA MMOJA ANAWAZA
JohnโฆDah baadae nikakae na mwanangu Sam sijamuona long time SamโฆJohn bwana akiwa Na pesa lazima anitafute mwanaeee.
FUNZO..
Baadhi ya Wasichana hujifanya wanapendana Kwa maneno lkn ni Kwa nje tu!! lkn WANACHUKIANA WAVULANA unaweza Kudhani hawapendani Kwa Maneno lkn WANAPENDANA..
Mpe TANO mchizi wako kudumisha upendo wetu wavulanaโฆ High ๐๐๐๐๐ boys
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mtu kanikeraย et nmemkubalia urafiki Leo tuย Facebook anataka kujua kabila langu Bac akajifanya mjanjaa etย akaniuliza mbu kwenu mnawaitaje Mimi nkamjibu hatuwaiti wanakujagaย wenyewe ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Si kwamba cjamuelewa ila sipendagi Ujinga Mimi