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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:42 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Tukiwa kanisani mdada alikuwa amelala , akaamka akasikia Pastor anasema " SIMAMA" Yule dada akasimama akashangaaa kanisa zima linamtizima kwa mshangao akiwemo mumewe, akaangalia kanisa zima akashtuka kujiona yeye peke yake ndiye aliesimama Pastor akaendelea vizur endelea kusimama, tumepata mmoja hadi sasa aliyesimama narudia kwa mara ya mwisho kama hujasikia vizuri " kama wew umewahi kumsaliti au bado unasaliti ndoa yako SIMAMA" Binti akazimia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:05 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
If… 99 is: Ninety nine, 88 is: Eighty eight, 77 is: Seventy seven, 66 is: Sixty six, 55 is: Fifty five, 44 is: Forty four, 33 is: Thirty three, 22 is: Twenty two, Why 11 not Onety one?
Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
Na yeye akamuuliza Mzungu ni kitu gani kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirudi chini kina miguu mitatu?
Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akatoa 100,000/= kuashiria hajui ila akataka kujua, akauliza ni nini hicho?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hata yeye hajui!.
SHARE na marafiki kama umemkubali Mbongo kwa ujanja. Lakini unafikiri Mbongo huyu kwa akili hizi atakuwa ametokea mkoa gani!?.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama mwenye nyumba anajipodoa anashinda saloon kujipodoa lakini house girl hata mafuta usoni hapaki lakini akipita na khanga yake moja tuu nyumba inatetemeka😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 huu mchezo hautaki mekapu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:01 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wadada wembamba hebu nenepeni basi mnatupa tabu kusoma maneno ya kwenye kanga jamanii ………mnaviringisha kanga mwili mara 3 mpaka maandishii hayaonekanii
Hii mitoto mingine mijinga, cheki alichokifanya huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimeamka asubuhi nikiwa na elfu 1 tu mfukoni, nikamtuma mtoto wa jirani akaninunulie maandazi nipate kunywa chai. Baada ya muda namuona anarudi huku analamba askrimu ya AZAM kama Simba vile. Nikamuuliza maandazi yako wapi? Akanijibu eti wakati anafika yanapouzwa maandazi akagundua kuwa kapoteza hela yangu, hivyo akaanza kurudi, ila bahati nzuri wakati anarudi ili kuja kunitaarifu kuhusu kupotea kwa hela yangu, njiani akaokota elfu 1 ambayo kuna mtu alipoteza ndio akaamua kununua askrimu….kwa sasa niko polisi na mtoto yuko dispensari na mamake😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
