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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
SIFA MBAYA… Jamaa alikuwa ndani ya daladala Mara simu ikaita alikuwa ni mkewe kwa sifa jamaa akaweka loud speaker ili watu wasikie wanavyopendana. JAMAA;wife Mara hii umenimiss jaman WIFE; kwa nini umekunywa uji wa mtoto?!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Boy:- hallow Dem:- hellow Boy:- ivi jina lako nani vile Dem:- am miss precious A. K. A dope girl Boy:-Okay, nmekutumia 50,000 nimeona Jina tofauti ngoja nipige customer care Dem:-no no baby usipige Ah ah Hapana baby mi naitwa Andongolile Mwakasakafyuka 😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema.. Order! Order… Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu … Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza.. i think wananiandalia chapati 😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂
Soma huyu mtoto anachosema sasa, Ndoto za watoto bwana! Kazi ipo!
Mwalimu aliingia darasani na kuwauliza wanafunzi juu ya ndoto zao za baadae.
MWAL: John we unataka ukiwa mkubwa uwe nani?
JOHN: Nataka niwe daktari wa moyo niwasaidie watanzania wanaougua magonjwa ya moyo.
MWAL: vizuri. Na wewe Rose unataka kuwa nani?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Mwalimu aliingia darasani na kuwauliza wanafunzi juu ya ndoto zao za baadae. MWAL: John we unataka ukiwa mkubwa uwe nani? JOHN: Nataka niwe daktari wa moyo niwasaidie watanzania wanaougua magonjwa ya moyo. MWAL: vizuri. Na wewe Rose unataka kuwa nani?
ROSE: Nataka kuwa rubani, niweze kusaidia watu wanapenda kusafiri kw anga. MWAL: Safi sana Rose. Utakua utakua mfano kwa wasichana wenzio kuwa na bidii kwenye masomo ya sayansi. MWAL: Na wewe Nehemiah ?? Nehemiah : mimi nataka kuwa tajiri mkubwa sana. Niwe na nyumba Tanzania, S.Africa, Marekani na Dubai. Niwe na gari 7 za kutembelea. Kila siku nabadilisha. Leo nikipanda hii, siirudii hadi week iishe. Nataka niwe namiliki viwanda, Makampuni, ndege binafsi na mashamba makubwa. Nataka niwe na nguvu serikalini ya kuamua nani awe Rais na nani asiwe……" Akameza mate kisha akaendelea…. "Nataka kuwa na walinzi 20 wenye silaha nzito wakinizunguka, na watumishi wakininyenyekea. Nataka kuwa bilionea ninayeogopwa. Lakini pia nataka kuwa na mke mzuuuri sana ambaye nitakuwa natembea nae kila mahali." MWAL: ndoto nzuri sn lakini unahitaji bidii sana kutimiza. Haya na wewe Jenny tueleze unataka kuwa nani?? JENNY: Nataka kuwa mke wa Nehemiah .!!
MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!…
5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipia….
6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.
7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..
8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo…
