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Baada ya walevi wawili kuokota kioo hiki ndicho kilifuata
Angalia kilichotokea
Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema "hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:44 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Angalia kilichotokea
Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema "hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!
Mlevi wa pili akamnyang'anya kisha nae akaangalia kioo akasema "wee kweli huna akili, si mimi huyu? halafu unajidai hunikumbuki β¦!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti " nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz""!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi "nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!" Akanjbu "elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi" Mtuhurumie jamani πππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:17 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nipo kwenye daladala siti ya nyuma kabisa nimekaa na mrembo mzurii.sasa nikawa namtongoza kwa sauti ya chini sana watu wengine wasiskie,akawa hanijibu kitu,mala gafra akapayuka kwanguvu na kwa sauti ya juu iliyomshtua kila mtu.β β"Nimesema stakii,stakii tena unikome"βπ³π³
βNami nikamjibu kwa sauti ya juu vile vileβ β"Kama umejamba nisikwambie bhanaa,kwani ww nani?"ββΉ
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:11 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wasichana wafupi wananifurahisha sanaβ¦. Yaan siku ya Valentine, wakivaa magauni mekundu huwa wanakuwa kama Fire extinguishers au mitungi ya Oryx πππππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:24 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JAMAA: Baba Padri nimekuja kuungama PADRI: Haya JAMAA: Niliiba kamba PADRI: Kamba? JAMAA: Ndio, kamba lakini kule mwisho kulikuwa kumefungwa ng'ombe PADRI: Kwa hiyo uliiba ng'ombe? JAMAA: Kiukweli nilikuwa nina lengo la kuiba kamba, kwa bahati mbaya mwisho kulikuwa na ng'ombe PADRI: Mi naona mueleze Mungu direct, mi sikuelewi kabisaaa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:30 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Lakini sisi wanaume hatuko fair β¦ Yani demu anang'ng'ana kujipodoa uso na sisi tunaangalia matako. πππmungu anatuona jamanππππππMakeup ya matako iletwe