Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

😂😂 kweli nimeamin mitandao inahribu watu

Leo kuna jamaa kamuona Dada akipita barabaran kapendeza jamaa kamwendea Dada akamwambia!
Dada nice photo 😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Demu alimpigia simu jamaa yake ilikua weekend mazungumzo yalikua hivi:-

Demu: hello baby wangu leo bata wapi?

Jamaa: jamani bby si bandani kwao….

Demu: mmmmmmmh!

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:24 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mvaa milegezo alizidiwa na pombe akaenda kulala dampo,

Chizi mwingne naye akaenda hukohuko, alipofika dampo akakuta mlevi kalala matako wazi,

chizi akaanza kuyashikashika huku akisema, kweli duniani kuna watu matajiri, haya matako si mazima kabisa wao wameyatupa!😆😆😆

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:11 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

BABA MWEUSI
MAMA MWEUSI

na ww walikuzaa mweusi lakini umefikisha miaka 20 umeanza kua mweupe

…..HAPO NDO WAZAZI WANAJIULIZA hv mbegu ilkua ya kinyonga au😀😀😀😀

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kama Nyani na ngedere wangekuwa na pesa…

Trust me Kuna wanawake wangekuwa wanaishi misituni mda huu…..

Wanavyopenda hela

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

JANA APA HOME

JENERETA LILIWASHWA

ACHA TUHANGAIKE KULIKUNA

😂😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

STATUS ZA WAZUNGU kwenye Whatsapp vere vere kliaaa…
👉sick
_{👉at movie} 👉 in a meeting2
👉 kind of happy,, 👉busy,,
👉available
👉Driving
👉sleeping

STATUS ZA WABONGO SASA MBUTA NANGA MBONGO NGAFU

"Akutake nani una shepu la Kitorondo utaishia kumegwa na kuachwa

"Watu tuna nyota za Chips Mayai sio wewe mwenye Nyota ya Punda,halulaaa"

👌Kantangazeee ndo Kwanza naanza na ntakukomesha Mwanaharamu we!

😍 I love yu so much ur my only one,No one lyk yu and I mean it 🎶 Yu ma numba1 ma sweet sweet namba1 roho yangu mama,,

👍 Asante 😍 vimenitoshaaa tena kama ulijua 😘😘😘😘😘,

💪 unajifanya simba kumbe nyau mimi ndo maji kama hujanioga utaninywaa,

🙈 nauza Ubuyu kwa bei nafuuu kama unataka inbox me plz

😔 poleee jaman utapona wangu,,,

💪 utalijua jiji na chuki zako walingia na tako wakati hadi nyani analo kitu sura dada…

😡 usinisemeshe usiniongeleshe tena utaniambia vizur ulikuwa wapi..

😷 mdomo kaumbiwa mwanadamu ongeeni nyie me sijali ya wanafiki nafanya yangu huna hadhi ya kujibiwa na mimi
pamoja na ya kwako uloweka🙈😆😆😆

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku mchungaji anaingia nyumba ya jirani yake ambaye hana mume, akawa anajiuliza anakwenda kufanya nini? Uzalendo ukamshinda akamuuliza "Mwenzangu, mbona kila siku mchungaji anakuja kwako, vipi anakuja kukuombea?" Akajibiwa "Nyoo, umbea tu! Mbona kwako kila siku anakuja mwanajeshi kuna vita! chefuuuu 😳😳😳😳😳

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