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Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna jamaa alifutwa kaziβ¦
Ikawa kila siku anaenda nyumbani kwa boss wake na kunya mlango wa mbeleβ¦ Ikawa hvβ¦ boss: _mbona waja kunya kwangu?_ jamaa: _nataka kukuonesha kuwa silali njaa_ πππππππππππππππππ
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako naβ¦β¦..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae
akamwambia kwa ukali
"Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo
zako naβ¦β¦..
Kabla hajamalizia sentensi simu
ya mkewe ikaita, kumbe alikuwa ni baba yake.
Basi mzee akaanza kuongea na binti yake huku
jamaa anasikia
"Aisee mwanangu nimebahatika kuuza ile
nyumba yangu sasa nimeona niwatumie milioni
20 mjaribu kuanzisha mradi na mwenzio.
Haya mwambie yeye nitampigia kesho kama
ana mradi mwingine nimpe hela kidogo".Baada
ya simu kukatwa mke akamgeukia jamaa
akamuuliza,"eeenhee!!! ulikuwa unasema
umenichoka nikusanye nguo zangu halafu
iweje? Jamaa kwa upole akajibu "Nilikuwa
nasema ukusanye nguo zako na unipe nifue".
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Unamtumia baba ako meseji ukiwa shule "Baba naomba unitumie 100,000 ya pckt mny" anakuuliza "pckt mny" ndo nini? Unamjibu ni kifupi cha "pocket money" af ankutumia 10,000, unamuuliza hiyo hela ni ya nini? Anakwambia ni kifupi cha 100,000.
Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Jamaa: nipe nafasi uwe msimamizi wa serikali ya moyo wanguβ¦
Dem: niacheβ¦
Jamaa: kweli nakupenda mpnz
Dem: (kwa sauti kubwa) nmesema NIACHEEEE!!
Watu wote kanisani wakageuka⦠Jamaa kaona noma na ili atulize msala
Jamaa: sikuachi hadi ukiri YESU kuwa Bwana na mwokozi wa Maisha yako.
Ungekua wewe ndio baba wa Huyu mtoto ungemjibu nini?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MTOTO: Hivi Baba wewe umezaliwa wapi????? BABA: Mbeya
MTOTO: Mama nae kazaliwa wapi???? BABA: Tanga MTOTO: Mimi jee????? BABA: Dar MTOTO: Sasa tulikutanaje???? ππ hapo wee kama baba ungemjibuje mwanaoπ³π³π³