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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Trafik mlevi alisimamisha gari Mama akapaki pembeni akaona trafik anakuja akiwa anayumba! Alipofika akasema, "naomba leseni yako." Mama akasachi mkoba Wake akatoa kioo kidogo cha kujtazama akampatia! Trafik akakiangalia kwa dakika 2 Akasema sasa si ungesema kama wewe ni trafik mwenzangu! Haya nenda Ulevi sio mzuri 😄😄😄😄
Eti ni kweli hii ni sababu wanaume wana Upendo Sana?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:50 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wanaume wana upendo kwa kweli.
Mwanaume hata akipewa kundi la wanawake 90 achague mmoja!! Hata akichagua mzuri kupita wote bado roho itamuuma kuwaacha wale 89 waliobaki!!* Kwa namna hii wanaume wana Upendo Sana 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ''ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:13 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….
Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.
Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:00 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jana wakati naangalia taarifa ya habar mtangazaji akasema "mpenz mtazamaji nataka nikupeleke moja kwa moja had marekani" nikazima TV kwa haraka nikaenda kuvaa viatu. Hadi sahv bado nmekaa hapa seblen nahisi bado wanaihangaikia Visa yangu
Kilichompata huyu jamaa akiwa anaangalia mpira mechi kali na mke wake
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown?? HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
HUSBAND: ile ni ya Onyo, na Red Card inamaanisha mchezaji awache kucheza na atoke inje ya uwanja. WIFE: Oooooh! Inakaa kama traffic light! Yellow- Ilani na Red - Simama HUSBAND: Yeah yeah swity! Ndio hivyo. WIFE: Na je Green Card?? HUSBAND: Aaaah! Hakuna kitu kama hicho.
WIFE: Nataka Arsenal ishinde world cup. HUSBAND: [kimya] WIFE: Ni nani yule mzee anakaa kama Mr. Bean?? HUSBAND: Yeees swity, yule ni kocha wa Arsenal, anaitwa Arsene Wenger. WIFE: Oooooh! inamaanisha yule kocha mwengine ni Chelsea Wenger?? HUSBAND: [Kabadilisha channel]
Tofauti ya mwanamke wa Kizaramo, Kitanga, Kihaya, na wa Kichaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanamke wakizaramo: Unampa hela ana nunua dela anaenda ana msutia jirani, analivaa dela bila nguo ya ndani mbele yako, unazidiwa anakupa kitu fresh unatoka unatabasamu.🤝🏽🙌🏽
Mwanamke wa kitanga: Unampa hela anapika vitu mtaa mzima unasikia harufu ya chakula, chenji inayo baki ananunua kinga ukirudi unakula afu unakula..👏🏼👏🏼🤝🏽🙌🏽
Mwanamke wa kihaya: Unampa hela ukirudi unakuta majirani wote wanataarifa kuwa wew uliacha hela, anakupkia vitu vzuri, usiku anakuhudumia ukimsifia anakuhudumia tena hata mara nne kwa usiku mmoja..we mle sifa tu🙌🏽🙌🏽🤸🏾♀👌🏽.
Mwanamke wa kichaga: Unampa hela anaenda ananunua dagaa anapika na michuzi mingi mpaka dagaa wanafufuka unakula kwa shida, dagaa wanakula utumbo wako unakufa.. Madaktari wanajitahidi wanakutibu unafufuka. Ukiwa hujapata akili vizuri anakuletea bili ya umeme, anakukumbusha deni la kwa Massawe, anakukumbusha kodi ya nyumba.. *Unashikwa na presha unakufa moja kwa moja*🙌🏽😂🙆🏼♂🏃🏾🤸🏾♀
