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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!
…yani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips yai halafu nakupeleka bar unakunywa sana tu, tukitoka hapo nakupeleka club, Masaa yote hayo hakumbuki kuniambia upo periods hadi mdaa wakwenda kulala ndo beiby nipo kwenye siku zangu!! jamani jamani… Hapo ndo unaanza kupiga hesabu pesa iliyopotea buree😂😂😂😂
Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka. MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka. MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,
Jamaa alifura akawa kama mbogo na hapo ndipo zogo kuu lilipoanza
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Huwa naenjoy sana kusoma yaliyoandikwa nyuma ya daladala hasa ninapokuwa kwenye foleni. Misemo maarufu ya kwenye daladala.
1.Yatima hadeki 2.Utamu wa chips mimba 3.Ukitaka kujua ugumu wa kudai kopesha ukweni 4. Usiyempenda kaja 5. Kobe hapimwi joto 6. Acha kazi uone kaz kupata kaz 7. Ukichezea koki utalowa 8. Heshima pesa kipara kovu tu! 9. Mtumbwi hauna saitmira. 9. Silaha pesa bastola mzigo 10. Hata uoge mjini huendi 11. Chezea mshahara usichezee kazi. 12. Ukiona manyoya ujue kishaliwa 13. Ikisimama Panda 14. Pombe pombe tuu kunywea bar mbwebwe 15. Njia ya chooni haioti nyasi 16. Likizo ya maskini ugonjwa 17. When i grow up i want to be a scania 18. Hata bibi alikuwa binti 19. Kisigino hakikai mbele 20. Kama mapenz pesa kaolewe na benki 21. Hata barabara ina matuta lakin huwez panda viazi 22. Mavi hayana miba lakin ukikanyaga lazma uchechemee 23. Paka haishi kwa msela 24. Ukipendwa ujue kuna boya kaachwa 25. NIPO NIPO KWANZA 26. Mchana nzi ucku mbu 27. Ucmshangae funza kukata viuno ndio mwendo wake 28. Kama umelipenda(gari) bonyeza nyota liwe lako 29. Supermarket hawauzi mkaa 30. We nisubiri mi nakungoja. 31. Zetu dagaa kuku tamaa 32. Hata uwe na heshima vipi huwezi kumpokea askari bunduki H 😆😆😆😆😜😜😜😝😝😝
Madhara ya kubeba nauli kamili tuu. Cheki kilichonipata
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kubeba nauli kamili nayo ni shida Yani nimepanda daladala Kondakta mmoja akaingia kwenye Gari amevaa suti za blue za daladala na miwani Kisha akakusanya pesa Gari Zima alafu akakaa siti ya nyuma baade Kondakta mwingine akaanza kukusanya pesa watu wakalalamika na kusema tayari tumelipa na kumuonyesha tuliemlipa Kondakta akacheka na kusema huyo tuliemlipa ni kipofu na alikuwa anaomba msaada..!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Sitasahau mwaka ule ambapo nilipeleka barua ya maombi yangu ya kazi kwenye kampuni moja maarufu. Wakati nasubiri majibu siku moja nikaenda kwa mama ntilie kununua maandazi akanifungia vizuri, kufika nyumbani hamu yote ya maandazi iliniishia pale nilipogundua karatasi iliyofungiwa maandazi ni barua yangu ya kuombea kazi😂😂
