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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Makame
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Salum
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Amir
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Omar
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Salma
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Wande
Guest
May 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 20, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 19, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Masika
Guest
May 18, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Kazija
Guest
May 14, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Zakia
Guest
May 13, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
May 11, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
