Short Answer: Because they swim in schools! 🐠🧠
Explanation: Fish are known to swim in schools, which means they swim together in large numbers. This can be interpreted as them being "smart" because they understand the power of teamwork and collaboration. Just like smart students who learn better when studying in groups, fish become intelligent by swimming in schools! 🏫🐟 It's a funny way to look at their behavior and appreciate their social skills!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 26, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Fatuma (Guest) on February 20, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Makame (Guest) on February 2, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 1, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 27, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 24, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Salum (Guest) on January 21, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 17, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 15, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 7, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 6, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 5, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 29, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 17, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Bakari (Guest) on November 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 12, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Abubakari (Guest) on October 27, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 23, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Amir (Guest) on October 19, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 14, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
George Mallya (Guest) on October 13, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
John Lissu (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 2, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 26, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Zakia (Guest) on September 23, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Zainab (Guest) on September 10, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Sultan (Guest) on August 27, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Omar (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
John Kamande (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Sekela (Guest) on August 12, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 10, 2016
😄 Too good!
Mwanais (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Sultan (Guest) on July 7, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Mhina (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 28, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Salma (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 14, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Rabia (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Nashon (Guest) on June 12, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Wande (Guest) on May 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 20, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Masika (Guest) on May 18, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Kazija (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Zakia (Guest) on May 13, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 11, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Sumaya (Guest) on April 24, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 23, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 20, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 10, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Chum (Guest) on April 5, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 22, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️