Short Answer: Because they taste funny! π€‘π΄
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! πͺπ¦πΏ
Mjaka (Guest) on February 1, 2017
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Athumani (Guest) on January 27, 2017
π That punchline!
Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Abubakar (Guest) on January 10, 2017
π Laughing so hard right now!
Habiba (Guest) on January 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 30, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 26, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 2, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Mchawi (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Issa (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Kiza (Guest) on November 19, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 19, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 16, 2016
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Zuhura (Guest) on October 16, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 15, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Khalifa (Guest) on September 9, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 4, 2016
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Bakari (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 27, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 18, 2016
π Sharing right away!
Zuhura (Guest) on August 13, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 13, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Nassar (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
Wande (Guest) on July 28, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Kahina (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Shukuru (Guest) on July 18, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Shani (Guest) on July 12, 2016
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 4, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Amina (Guest) on July 3, 2016
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Majid (Guest) on July 2, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 8, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Yahya (Guest) on May 30, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Habiba (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 9, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
George Tenga (Guest) on May 7, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
George Tenga (Guest) on April 5, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Jamila (Guest) on April 3, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ