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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
π That punchline!
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
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Issa
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
π Sharing right away!
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Wande
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Shani
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Amina
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Majid
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Yahya
Guest
May 30, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Habiba
Guest
May 22, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 19, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 14, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 9, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
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George Tenga
Guest
May 7, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ