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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Shani
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Amina
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 28, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 17, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Wande
Guest
May 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 16, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Azima
Guest
May 13, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Halima
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 22, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Halima
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
