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Ruth Kibona
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Dec 23, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Juma
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Asha
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Issack
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Makame
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Issack
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mzee
Guest
May 31, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Shabani
Guest
May 23, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Majid
Guest
May 19, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 17, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 14, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 10, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 4, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Shamim
Guest
May 3, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
