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Sarah Mbise
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Jan 30, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Asha
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Nashon
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Raha
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Makame
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Chum
Guest
May 17, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Hassan
Guest
May 16, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
