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Maneno
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Feb 18, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Husna
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Azima
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 9, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Biashara
Guest
May 7, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Issa
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Chum
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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George Tenga
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
