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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Farida
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Maida
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Farida
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Salma
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Omar
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 19, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 15, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 14, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Muslima
Guest
May 7, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Shamsa
Guest
May 6, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 5, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
May 2, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
