Why did the book join the police force?

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 14, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Shamim (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2016

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 8, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

John Kamande (Guest) on October 13, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Faiza (Guest) on September 27, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mazrui (Guest) on September 19, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mohamed (Guest) on September 19, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mchuma (Guest) on September 13, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 10, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Abdillah (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Salma (Guest) on September 5, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Khatib (Guest) on September 4, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Safiya (Guest) on September 3, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nahida (Guest) on August 25, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 24, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 22, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Leila (Guest) on August 5, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Jamila (Guest) on August 5, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Baraka (Guest) on August 4, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Saidi (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Maida (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 25, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 19, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Rashid (Guest) on July 19, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 10, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 1, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Tambwe (Guest) on June 16, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Shamsa (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 11, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 12, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Abdillah (Guest) on May 11, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 9, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 8, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Yusuf (Guest) on May 7, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Kahina (Guest) on May 6, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 19, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

David Chacha (Guest) on April 18, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 15, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Selemani (Guest) on April 14, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 13, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Majid (Guest) on April 4, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Faiza (Guest) on April 3, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 13, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Rahma (Guest) on March 11, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Nuru (Guest) on March 10, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 5, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 29, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 27, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Kiza (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jafari (Guest) on February 10, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉