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Grace Minja
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Amani
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Salum
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Salum
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 29, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 24, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 20, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Athumani
Guest
May 2, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
