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Alice Jebet
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Dec 24, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Shani
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Warda
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Salum
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Nyota
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 31, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mariam
Guest
May 25, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Abdullah
Guest
May 11, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 5, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 5, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Leila
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 18, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
