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Salma
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Jan 4, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Moses Mwita
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Jan 1, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Makame
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Dec 7, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Sharon Kibiru
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Nov 19, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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Issa
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mary Kidata
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Aug 1, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Kijakazi
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Jul 24, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Khatib
Guest
May 28, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Hashim
Guest
May 27, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 2, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Khalifa
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Kiza
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Robert Ndunguru
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Mar 18, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Farida
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
