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Victor Malima
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Jan 26, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sarah Karani
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Jan 12, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Carol Nyakio
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Jan 8, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Margaret Anyango
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Jan 8, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Mzee
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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James Malima
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 31, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 26, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Daudi
Guest
May 25, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 18, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 3, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Makame
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
