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Samuel Were
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Jun 16, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Binti
Guest
May 31, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mohamed
Guest
May 19, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Safiya
Guest
May 14, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 2, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Majid
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Athumani
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Biashara
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Issack
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Warda
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Azima
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Masika
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Husna
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 20, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Salma
Guest
May 19, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 18, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 17, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 16, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
