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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Azima
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Leila
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Makame
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Makame
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Neema
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 28, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 27, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 20, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Maulid
Guest
May 15, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 9, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Maneno
Guest
May 9, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 5, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 2, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
