Answer: Roll your eyes back; it's a competition! 😜👀
Explanation: When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, the best way to handle it is with a hilarious comeback! By rolling your eyes back, you're playfully showing that you're not taking it seriously and turning it into a friendly eye-rolling duel. It adds a touch of humor to the situation and diffuses any tension. So, go ahead and unleash your eye-rolling skills, and may the best eye-roller win! 😂🙌🏼
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 31, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Masika (Guest) on December 25, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 13, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 11, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 11, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 8, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Issack (Guest) on December 4, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Juma (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Fikiri (Guest) on November 15, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 14, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 13, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 13, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 8, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 2, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 30, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 26, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 24, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 23, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 19, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 14, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 14, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Ndoto (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 9, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 6, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 18, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 10, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 5, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Halima (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Ann Awino (Guest) on September 1, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 23, 2016
😂 So funny!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 16, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Raha (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 13, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Kahina (Guest) on August 7, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
John Mushi (Guest) on August 2, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 27, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 20, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 19, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Issack (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 1, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 23, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 11, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Furaha (Guest) on May 9, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 3, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Kheri (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 18, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Neema (Guest) on April 7, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Fadhili (Guest) on March 28, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Abubakari (Guest) on March 13, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵