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What kind of table can you have for dinner?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! πŸ₯•πŸ₯¦πŸ†

Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! πŸ₯•πŸ₯¦πŸ†

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