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Richard Mulwa
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Feb 10, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Raha
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Tabu
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Issack
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
๐ You totally won the internet today!
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Shani
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Khadija
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Rukia
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Juma
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Husna
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Farida
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
๐ That punchline!
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Salma
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 28, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 28, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Baraka
Guest
May 21, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 21, 2016
๐ Perfect joke!
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Kahina
Guest
May 21, 2016
๐ This is gold!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 10, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 7, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Latifa
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 5, 2016
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 3, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 1, 2016
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
