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Yusra
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Feb 14, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Maulid
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 31, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Halima
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Masika
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Binti
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Leila
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Khamis
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Asha
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 16, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 4, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
