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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jan 26, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Martin Otieno
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Jan 14, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Salum
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Omari
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Leila
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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John Mushi
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Sep 8, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Husna
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jun 18, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 31, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Abdullah
Guest
May 28, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 25, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 17, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Stephen Mushi
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Apr 2, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Husna
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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James Mduma
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
