Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji π adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Zulekha (Guest) on January 12, 2017
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Zubeida (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 26, 2016
π Iβm still laughing!
Salum (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 7, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 7, 2016
π Saving this one!
Omari (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2016
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 11, 2016
π Instant mood boost!
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 5, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Maneno (Guest) on October 31, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 15, 2016
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 23, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Leila (Guest) on September 19, 2016
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 19, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
John Mushi (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 31, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 30, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 24, 2016
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Rahim (Guest) on July 31, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Husna (Guest) on July 27, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 24, 2016
This joke deserves an award! π
Kiza (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 15, 2016
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 28, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
Nassor (Guest) on June 19, 2016
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 18, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 16, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 6, 2016
π Canβt wait to share this!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Abdullah (Guest) on May 28, 2016
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 25, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 17, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 18, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 16, 2016
π This is gold!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 10, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 1, 2016
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 27, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 18, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
Husna (Guest) on March 9, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
James Mduma (Guest) on February 24, 2016
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 11, 2016
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π