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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Wande
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Amani
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Issa
Guest
May 24, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 20, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 18, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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James Kimani
Guest
May 12, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 2, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Husna
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Raha
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
