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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Khadija
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Makame
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Amina
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 20, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 15, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 11, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 8, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 3, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 1, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
😄 You got me good!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Issack
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Issack
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mtumwa
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Raha
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
