Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Josephine (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 29, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 24, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 16, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 12, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 11, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Fatuma (Guest) on January 8, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Sekela (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Rehema (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 29, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Latifa (Guest) on December 25, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Shabani (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mashaka (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 26, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2017

😄 You got me!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 23, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Yahya (Guest) on November 18, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 16, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 12, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 2, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 1, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 28, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 23, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 14, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 9, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 6, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Majid (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Sekela (Guest) on August 27, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Zakia (Guest) on August 27, 2017

😂 So funny!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 27, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Fadhili (Guest) on July 24, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Kazija (Guest) on July 23, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Khamis (Guest) on July 18, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 16, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on July 12, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Issack (Guest) on July 12, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 9, 2017

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Kheri (Guest) on June 28, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Abubakari (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Nassor (Guest) on June 9, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Nahida (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Yusra (Guest) on June 7, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Jamila (Guest) on May 28, 2017

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 28, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Juma (Guest) on May 26, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 11, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 5, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 4, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 4, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 7, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣