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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Masika
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Halima
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Nuru
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Azima
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 9, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Ahmed
Guest
May 22, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Issack
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
