Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 31, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 21, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 21, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 28, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 25, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Zawadi (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Rehema (Guest) on November 10, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 6, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mustafa (Guest) on November 6, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Jamila (Guest) on October 30, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 28, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 27, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Jamal (Guest) on October 8, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 7, 2017
😄 You got me!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 23, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 28, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Tambwe (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 14, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Abdillah (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Nchi (Guest) on July 12, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Muslima (Guest) on July 5, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Sumaya (Guest) on June 20, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Warda (Guest) on June 15, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Juma (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Makame (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Khamis (Guest) on May 17, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 14, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 20, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Saidi (Guest) on April 15, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 13, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Zubeida (Guest) on April 8, 2017
😂 So funny!
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 6, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Zakia (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 31, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 26, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Leila (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 17, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Jamila (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 25, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Hawa (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
John Kamande (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 14, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Leila (Guest) on February 9, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Zakaria (Guest) on February 3, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!