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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Binti
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Warda
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Chum
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Maulid
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Rabia
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Omari
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 15, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 6, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Warda
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Wande
Guest
Apr 19, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Amani
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
