Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 23, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 18, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Binti (Guest) on January 18, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

James Mduma (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Warda (Guest) on January 13, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 8, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Rubea (Guest) on January 3, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nyota (Guest) on January 2, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Abdillah (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 28, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 28, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Muslima (Guest) on December 23, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 17, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 14, 2017

😂 So funny!

Shukuru (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 25, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 3, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on October 28, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 23, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Chum (Guest) on October 15, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

James Malima (Guest) on October 14, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Shamim (Guest) on October 11, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Maulid (Guest) on October 7, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Rabia (Guest) on October 3, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 6, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

George Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Abubakar (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Bahati (Guest) on July 19, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Nasra (Guest) on July 18, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 15, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Omari (Guest) on June 27, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Baridi (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Safiya (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 15, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Umi (Guest) on June 15, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 13, 2017

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mgeni (Guest) on June 10, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rahma (Guest) on June 8, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Sofia (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 5, 2017

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 15, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 6, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Khatib (Guest) on April 24, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on April 20, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Rahim (Guest) on April 19, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Wande (Guest) on April 19, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 14, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 8, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 1, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Amani (Guest) on March 28, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 24, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 15, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 8, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 6, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆