Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! ๐ฃ๐ฆโฐ
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ๐๐ด๐
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Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 9, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Fadhila (Guest) on October 6, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 3, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Aziza (Guest) on September 27, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 24, 2017
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Hawa (Guest) on September 22, 2017
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Shani (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Nassar (Guest) on August 29, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 26, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 3, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Makame (Guest) on July 26, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 23, 2017
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Latifa (Guest) on July 10, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 28, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 27, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 6, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 26, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Chiku (Guest) on May 25, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Nuru (Guest) on May 15, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 20, 2017
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 17, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 17, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Amir (Guest) on April 15, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Hassan (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 26, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on March 19, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on March 16, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 11, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 27, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on February 27, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Ali (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Kheri (Guest) on February 8, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Mhina (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 25, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 21, 2017
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 13, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Kazija (Guest) on January 12, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 8, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 3, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Omari (Guest) on December 16, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 14, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Abubakar (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 12, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 11, 2016
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐