Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 10, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 2, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Safiya (Guest) on December 19, 2017
๐ You got me!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 14, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 30, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 25, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on November 24, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 23, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 21, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Shabani (Guest) on November 6, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 5, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Furaha (Guest) on November 5, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 13, 2017
๐ This is a keeper!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Arifa (Guest) on October 5, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Chum (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 30, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 27, 2017
๐ Too good!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 22, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 9, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on September 1, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 23, 2017
๐ So funny!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 22, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Hassan (Guest) on August 22, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 3, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 1, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 20, 2017
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Nyota (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 6, 2017
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 30, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 29, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Halima (Guest) on June 23, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on June 6, 2017
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Omari (Guest) on June 4, 2017
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 28, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Nassor (Guest) on May 18, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on May 17, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
James Malima (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Wande (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Raha (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 11, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
John Lissu (Guest) on April 6, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 3, 2017
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 30, 2017
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Hawa (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐