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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Salima
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Shabani
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Halima
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Omari
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 28, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Nassor
Guest
May 18, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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James Mduma
Guest
May 17, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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James Malima
Guest
May 13, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 13, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Wande
Guest
May 12, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Raha
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
