Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on February 24, 2018
๐ This one really got me!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Baridi (Guest) on January 20, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 17, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Ahmed (Guest) on January 16, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 12, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Tambwe (Guest) on December 14, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Raha (Guest) on December 11, 2017
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Mariam (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Mjaka (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on November 21, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Mazrui (Guest) on November 17, 2017
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 13, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 12, 2017
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 8, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 2, 2017
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Amani (Guest) on November 1, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Mjaka (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Abubakari (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Zakaria (Guest) on September 12, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 8, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 7, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Nasra (Guest) on August 27, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Mzee (Guest) on August 27, 2017
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 22, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Shukuru (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 10, 2017
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 28, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Mustafa (Guest) on June 27, 2017
๐ This made my day!
Nassor (Guest) on June 19, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 17, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Shamsa (Guest) on June 15, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 12, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 12, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 10, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Salma (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 2, 2017
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 31, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 22, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 12, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 6, 2017
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Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 24, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on March 5, 2017
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 2, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 14, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐