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Salma
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Aug 9, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Hashim
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Aug 5, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Nancy Kabura
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Jul 28, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 31, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Nchi
Guest
May 25, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 22, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Masika
Guest
May 3, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 2, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Asha
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Husna
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mwachumu
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
