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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 14, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 9, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Husna
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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James Kimani
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Muslima
Guest
Dec 30, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Husna
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Farida
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
😆 That punchline!
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Juma
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Amani
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Hamida
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Leila
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
