Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 10, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Zakia (Guest) on April 9, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Ndoto (Guest) on April 7, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Husna (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Zubeida (Guest) on April 1, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 12, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 23, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mohamed (Guest) on February 20, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Faiza (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 10, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 30, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 28, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Latifa (Guest) on January 22, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nchi (Guest) on January 16, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

James Kimani (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 3, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 1, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Muslima (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Zulekha (Guest) on December 14, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Husna (Guest) on December 8, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 6, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 4, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Farida (Guest) on November 19, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Juma (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 14, 2017

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Umi (Guest) on November 11, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 9, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 3, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 2, 2017

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Rabia (Guest) on November 1, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

John Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nassor (Guest) on October 17, 2017

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Amani (Guest) on October 12, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Hamida (Guest) on October 3, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Leila (Guest) on October 2, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 1, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 14, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Arifa (Guest) on September 9, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Furaha (Guest) on September 3, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

James Mduma (Guest) on August 27, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Tambwe (Guest) on August 16, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 13, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 13, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Maulid (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 4, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 16, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️