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Mary Kidata
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Feb 25, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Philip Nyaga
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Feb 21, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Francis Mtangi
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Feb 9, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Halima
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Feb 7, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Charles Mboje
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Feb 3, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Biashara
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Jan 30, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Ramadhan
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Jan 17, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Alex Nyamweya
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Jan 14, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Binti
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Binti
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Maida
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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David Kawawa
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Nov 27, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Maneno
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Nov 15, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Michael Onyango
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Aug 27, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Baraka
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Samuel Were
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Aug 16, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 31, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Zakia
Guest
May 29, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Mariam Hassan
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May 28, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Omari
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May 24, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Zawadi
Guest
May 15, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 11, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 9, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Rashid
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May 9, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
May 9, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 7, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 3, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Jabir
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Apr 27, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Halimah
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Apr 18, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
