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Thomas Mtaki
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Dec 30, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mwanajuma
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Dec 29, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mwafirika
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Dec 12, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Husna
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Dec 10, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Fadhila
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Nov 18, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 9, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 15, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 30, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 28, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 16, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 3, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Masika
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
😄 You got me!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
