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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Omari
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Omar
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Asha
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 14, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Halima
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Makame
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Janet Mbithe
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Sep 22, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Mtumwa
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Amir
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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John Mushi
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Rabia
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Jul 15, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Jul 12, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mariam
Guest
May 30, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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James Mduma
Guest
May 28, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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John Lissu
Guest
May 27, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Fadhili
Guest
May 25, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Josephine
Guest
May 24, 2017
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Jabir
Guest
May 19, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 17, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 15, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Bahati
Guest
May 5, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Binti
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mwakisu
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Mar 19, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
