Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Rehema (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Masika (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Mchuma (Guest) on January 19, 2018
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 17, 2018
๐ This made my day!
Mchuma (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 13, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Biashara (Guest) on December 30, 2017
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 26, 2017
๐ Iโm dying!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 25, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Abubakari (Guest) on December 24, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Daudi (Guest) on December 13, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kiza (Guest) on December 12, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 16, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Nchi (Guest) on November 1, 2017
๐ That punchline!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 16, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Nchi (Guest) on September 27, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 18, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 9, 2017
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Shamim (Guest) on September 5, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Hekima (Guest) on July 16, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 12, 2017
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Mhina (Guest) on June 29, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 24, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Chum (Guest) on June 13, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on June 13, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 22, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Hawa (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Hamida (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 25, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 18, 2017
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Maneno (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 10, 2017
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 9, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 2, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 27, 2017
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Zuhura (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on March 20, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 18, 2017
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 17, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 14, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mustafa (Guest) on February 26, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 19, 2017
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐