If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Answer: Tons of prime cuts! π₯©ποΈββοΈ
Explanation: Well, since the question is about a butcher, we can't possibly expect anything less than a hefty weight, right? With all that exposure to delicious cuts of meat, it's only natural that our friendly butcher weighs a ton of mouthwatering prime cuts! So, let's just say he's got a meaty physique and is definitely not missing any meals! ππ
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π That punchline was epic!
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