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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Husna
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Warda
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Wande
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Amir
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Issa
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Neema
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Omari
Guest
Jun 24, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Sekela
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 28, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Aziza
Guest
May 28, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mwanais
Guest
May 25, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 22, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 20, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Raha
Guest
May 15, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 2, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 26, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
