The Laughter Lounge: 10 Jokes to Make Your Day Shine
Welcome to the Laughter Lounge, where jokes flow like laughter-filled rivers and smiles are mandatory! If you're searching for a pick-me-up, look no further. We've compiled a list of ten rib-tickling jokes that will turn your frown upside down and leave you grinning from ear to ear. So, buckle up and get ready to embark on a journey of laughter and hilarity!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Oh, those sneaky little atoms! Always making mischief and causing scientists to question their trustworthiness. Who knew the building blocks of the universe had such a mischievous side?
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Imagine the audacity of a noodle pretending to be something it's not! It's impastable to resist laughing at this one. Just be careful, you may never trust your pasta again.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Poor bear, trying to chew on some honey with no teeth. But hey, at least it makes for a delightful candy treat. Who needs teeth when you have gummy bear hugs?
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Skeletons may be all bones, but they're not lacking in brains. They know that fighting is a job for the living. It's hard to pick a fight when you're transparent and missing some vital organs.
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Who knew carrots had such a talent for mimicry? Move over, Polly the parrot, there's a new orange bird in town, and it's full of vitamins!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Scarecrows may not be the most animated creatures, but they certainly know how to stand out. Who knew guarding crops could be so award-worthy? The true unsung heroes of the farm.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Squirrels, those little acrobatic critters, always on the move, hoarding nuts. But don't underestimate their intelligence. They won't fall for just any nutty trick!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
Negative numbers can be quite intimidating, even for the most brilliant mathematicians. But hey, who wouldn't go to great lengths to avoid those pesky negatives?
- Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything!
Yes, we're revisiting the mischievous atoms. They're really up to no good! Scientists may be skeptical, but deep down, they know that atoms are just playing their part in creating everything we see.
- What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King Mackerel!
Move over, King of the Jungle, because there's a new ruler in town, and it's a fish! Who would have thought that the underwater realm would have its own monarchy? Long live King Mackerel!
There you have it, folks! Ten jokes to brighten your day and paint a smile across your face. Remember, laughter is contagious, so spread it far and wide. Embrace the joy, and let it shine through every aspect of your day. Happy laughing!
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 1, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Hekima (Guest) on December 16, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
David Chacha (Guest) on December 12, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 8, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Kassim (Guest) on November 8, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 2, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 23, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 23, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Nassor (Guest) on October 21, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Zakia (Guest) on October 19, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 15, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
John Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Selemani (Guest) on September 8, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Rashid (Guest) on September 6, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 29, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Makame (Guest) on August 18, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Sofia (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rabia (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 12, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 4, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Zainab (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 23, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 13, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Faiza (Guest) on July 2, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
James Mduma (Guest) on June 21, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 18, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 16, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 15, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 10, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Ahmed (Guest) on June 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Bakari (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Salum (Guest) on May 15, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 12, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Chiku (Guest) on May 4, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 1, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Ndoto (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 20, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Rukia (Guest) on April 18, 2017
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Frank Macha (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 27, 2017
😄 You got me good!
Ahmed (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Zakaria (Guest) on March 22, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 18, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Asha (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Hekima (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 9, 2017
😁 This made my day!
Yusra (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Rubea (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
John Malisa (Guest) on February 8, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴