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Hawa
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Dec 12, 2018
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Alex Nakitare
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Dec 5, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Nchi
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Nov 30, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Kevin Maina
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Nov 22, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Anna Mahiga
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Nov 21, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Issa
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Asha
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Alex Nakitare
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Aug 24, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Leila
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Zawadi
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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George Mallya
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Jun 17, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Zulekha
Guest
May 28, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 20, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joseph Kitine
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May 12, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 7, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 2, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Irene Akoth
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Apr 9, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Josephine Nduta
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Mar 23, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Lucy Mahiga
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Feb 3, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
