Short Answer: Because she had perfect pitch and could always hit a high note!
Explanation: ๐ต The reason everyone wanted the music teacher on their baseball team is because she had "perfect pitch," which means she could accurately identify and reproduce musical notes. By using a play on words, we imagine that she could also hit a "high note" when swinging the bat, leading to some impressive home runs! ๐ถ๐ฅ This humorous twist combines music and sports, bringing a cheerful and creative vibe to the question.
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 10, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Masika (Guest) on March 6, 2019
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on February 15, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 11, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 7, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Wande (Guest) on February 6, 2019
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 27, 2019
๐ This made my day!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Zuhura (Guest) on January 20, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 9, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on January 7, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Kiza (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 1, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Hashim (Guest) on December 28, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Halima (Guest) on December 23, 2018
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Sultan (Guest) on December 21, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on November 22, 2018
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 20, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Safiya (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Omar (Guest) on November 18, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 27, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 27, 2018
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 16, 2018
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 24, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Binti (Guest) on September 12, 2018
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on August 25, 2018
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 18, 2018
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 17, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 13, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 7, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on August 1, 2018
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 24, 2018
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Nuru (Guest) on July 16, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 4, 2018
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Selemani (Guest) on June 28, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Tabu (Guest) on June 26, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Salma (Guest) on June 20, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 7, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Jaffar (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Hawa (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 4, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Hamida (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on May 27, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 17, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Mariam (Guest) on May 9, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 22, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Hassan (Guest) on April 22, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 18, 2018
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Salima (Guest) on April 18, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Zulekha (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 29, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 24, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 24, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Maneno (Guest) on March 21, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ