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Amani
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Dec 26, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Farida
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Dec 25, 2018
😄 You got me!
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David Sokoine
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Dec 18, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Hawa
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Dec 17, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Dec 14, 2018
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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John Kamande
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Dec 10, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mwanaisha
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Nov 30, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwanaidi
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Nov 19, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Janet Mbithe
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Nov 10, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Andrew Mahiga
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Oct 12, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Paul Kamau
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Oct 4, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Grace Mushi
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Sep 25, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Janet Sumari
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Sep 6, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 7, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Omari
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 25, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Zainab
Guest
May 14, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 10, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Halimah
Guest
May 6, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Halima
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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John Kamande
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Apr 9, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Raha
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
