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Alice Jebet
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Dec 3, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Amir
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Maulid
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Maida
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 23, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 11, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Mashaka
Guest
May 8, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Masika
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
