The smartest insect around is the π Smarty Pants! π©π€
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 3, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 3, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 27, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 16, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Mariam (Guest) on November 15, 2018
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 8, 2018
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Amir (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
David Chacha (Guest) on October 19, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Nassor (Guest) on October 14, 2018
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Sarafina (Guest) on October 2, 2018
π This is gold!
Hawa (Guest) on September 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Maulid (Guest) on August 26, 2018
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Fadhili (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 4, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Kazija (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 30, 2018
π This just made my day!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Selemani (Guest) on July 18, 2018
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Maida (Guest) on July 2, 2018
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 21, 2018
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 6, 2018
π Can't stop laughing!
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 1, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 23, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 11, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Mashaka (Guest) on May 8, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 29, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 26, 2018
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Abdillah (Guest) on April 11, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 5, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 11, 2018
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Omar (Guest) on March 3, 2018
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Nassar (Guest) on February 11, 2018
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Josephine (Guest) on February 8, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 30, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Abdullah (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 23, 2018
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Zainab (Guest) on January 23, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Mashaka (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 10, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Maneno (Guest) on January 8, 2018
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 1, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 29, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Yusuf (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Faiza (Guest) on December 19, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 18, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 17, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 11, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Ndoto (Guest) on December 5, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Hashim (Guest) on November 28, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 25, 2017
π This joke just made my day!
Masika (Guest) on November 25, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Zainab (Guest) on November 21, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 17, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ