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Monica Lissu
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Nov 20, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Moses Mwita
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Nov 13, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Kevin Maina
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Nov 10, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Alex Nakitare
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Nov 3, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Yahya
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Nov 3, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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James Malima
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Oct 19, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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John Mushi
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Jun 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 28, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Nasra
Guest
May 22, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 20, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Makame
Guest
May 18, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 9, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Zuhura
Guest
May 3, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Halima
Guest
Feb 22, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Peter Mugendi
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Jan 27, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 20, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
