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Wande
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Jan 10, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Dec 27, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 21, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Muslima
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Nov 9, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Victor Kamau
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Nov 4, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Raha
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Omari
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Husna
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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James Kawawa
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Aug 25, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Leila
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Leila
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mary Njeri
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Jul 31, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Kheri
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Jun 25, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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John Mushi
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Jun 18, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Omar
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Omar
Guest
May 27, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Tabitha Okumu
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May 24, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 19, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Biashara
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May 18, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Joseph Kitine
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May 13, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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George Mallya
Guest
May 12, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Rehema
Guest
May 10, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 7, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Victor Kimario
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May 7, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Alex Nyamweya
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Apr 30, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Baraka
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Apr 6, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Abdillah
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Apr 4, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Victor Mwalimu
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Apr 3, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Lucy Wangui
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Apr 1, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Anna Mahiga
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Mar 26, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
