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Jackson Makori
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Mar 12, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Kenneth Murithi
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Mar 6, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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George Ndungu
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Feb 10, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Khamis
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Feb 3, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Carol Nyakio
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Jan 29, 2019
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Benjamin Masanja
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Jan 25, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Francis Njeru
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Jan 22, 2019
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Martin Otieno
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Jan 7, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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James Malima
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Jan 4, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Sekela
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Dec 22, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Nuru
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Peter Mbise
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Dec 13, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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James Mduma
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Nov 27, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Salma
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Salum
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Hellen Nduta
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Sep 5, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Nassor
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Jul 12, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
😂 I’m dying!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Yahya
Guest
May 16, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Janet Mbithe
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May 14, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 8, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Dorothy Majaliwa
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May 5, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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James Mduma
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Apr 23, 2018
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Stephen Amollo
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Mar 7, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Wande
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
