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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Wande
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Maida
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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George Tenga
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Azima
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 18, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Omar
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 25, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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John Malisa
Guest
May 20, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 4, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Hekima
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Salum
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
