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Mariam
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 23, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Husna
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
😂 This is a keeper!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Amani
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 29, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 25, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Rashid
Guest
May 20, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 11, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mchawi
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Amina
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
