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Rahma
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Feb 22, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Maida
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 23, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 8, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Shani
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Hawa
Guest
Dec 22, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Binti
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Azima
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 17, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 12, 2018
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 6, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Makame
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Hamida
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Salima
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Maida
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
